Why do people hire experts just to argue with them in their own domain of expertise?
It’s a fascinating paradox. You bring in someone who’s spent years honing their craft, mastering the nuances, and solving problems in ways most people wouldn’t even think of… only to immediately dismiss their insights and say, “Well, that’s not how I would do it.”
It’s like hiring a Michelin-star chef and then telling them your grandma’s microwave lasagna recipe is better. Or paying a pilot to fly the plane but insisting you should take the controls because you watched a YouTube tutorial once.
But hey—human nature, right?
Introducing: Idea Validation™
Since I’m always adapting, allow me to introduce my newest service offering: Idea Validation™.
For the low, low price of $5,000/hr, I will enthusiastically tell anyone that their ideas are brilliant. Not just “good” or “interesting”—no, absolutely groundbreaking. I’ll validate, cheerlead, and optimize your idea until it sparkles like a diamond in a pile of skepticism.
Even if it’s not how I’d approach the solution? Doesn’t matter. I’ll still help you figure out how to make it work, your way. Because sometimes what people want isn’t expertise—they want reassurance. And now, you can have it.
Why $5,000/hr?
Simple. I don’t like being wrong. But everything has a price. If I’m going to sit back, swallow my expert instincts, and tell you that your pet project is the next Apple, I’ll do it with a smile… for the right number.
After all, if you’re going to ignore an expert, you might as well pay them handsomely to agree with you while you do it.